hairy sack rash

A rash around the ball sack region, causing itching and weeping, causing intense pain!! ARGH!!!

Man, my balls are so sweaty, I think they are sticking to my leg! I must have Hairy sack rash. Or "HSR" as its better known.

by Steven Perry HSR October 7, 2006

Sack of Hammers

Used as a degree of stupidity, it expresses one's explicit opinions of one group or individual's obvious idiocy.

1) Jane is useless, and she's as dumb as a sack of hammers.
2) Bob, I've known sacks of hammers that could toast bread, what the hell is wrong with you?

by Kole Zimmer July 27, 2005

Sack Beer

The act of pouring beer down a man's chest, letting it run down to his junk, where a girl lies underneath, mouth opened, drinking off his 'nads like a weird fountain.

Dumb jocks chanting: "SACK BEER! SACK BEER! SACK BEER!"

by Blake April 9, 2005

sap sack

When the humidity in a male's trousers causes one or more sides of the sack to stick to their inner legs causing extreme discomfort. This occurrence usually results in the individual peeling the sticky sack from their leg (crossing their fingers that sap sack will not return).

Uhh, I've been sitting down for so long, I got a real bad case of sap sack

by whackpack February 27, 2007

slackdaddy

A master slacker. One who excels at the art of slacking, to the point that it appears a serious effort has actually been made.

A slackdaddy invites slackers over to clean his place, and they will, without ever realizing a serious effort has actually been made.

by slackdaddy November 22, 2006

milk sack

Large and slightly saggy breast. Used when sublty comparing person to a cow.

She had nasty milk sacks.
Look at the milk sacks on that whore.

by Sarah Setzer September 12, 2006

Sack Wash

Someone (preferrably female) uses her tongue to lap and clean the male ball satchel.

I took Kari home last nite, got a tugger and a sack wash.

by Dick Fittsnuggly September 20, 2005