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Situational Settlement

When a person has been removed from their natural environment for an extended period time, leading to impaired judgment of the opposite sex. In most cases this will happen in a remote area such as a state park.
After returning from their camping trip, Johnny and Dale both agreed that the girl they had undressed with their eyes earlier in the week was nothing short of a southern bred, corn fed situational settlement.

An unfortunate looking girl that causes you to teepee your pants after spending a week away from the true beauties of your hometown.
by Jonny Lee Popkins August 17, 2009
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Sitting Shoes

noun. Referring to women's shoes that cannot be walked in for a greater time than 15 minutes. (e.g., stilettos)
Hello, sitting shoes are meant for sitting and not walking 15 blocks in.
by iscabbile August 18, 2009
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Sithter

1. A sister so evil she could have been the inspiration for Darth Vader, Count Dooku, or any of the other evil Star Wars people.
It's difficult to use sithter in a sentence....

I did it!
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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Situational Mooch

A person that preys on opportunities to "mooch" or benefit from any situation to abstain from personal distress. A person who never drives and always forgets their money. Every situation is a good time to put the comfort of everyone aside and feed off of their misfortune for knowing you.
The person who lives in your building and somehow becomes comfortable enough to invite his/herself over. Sometimes after long days of work you come home to find them eating your food and lounging on your couch playing the N-64 they brought over. "Awesome, your drinking my dr. pepper again, why don't you put this sharpened pencil through your temple you situational mooch."
by MswampthangW September 1, 2009
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Sitathesy

Noun.

The act of staring in the void in a sitting position in order to achieve better thinking and/or thoughts.

Verb.

Sitathesyzing.
I spent the morning in Sitathesy, I really had nothing else to do.

He isn't answering my call, maybe he is Sithatesyzing
by B1C781227 November 29, 2009
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Sithcore

Ruthless, but in an extremely cool way. Possessing qualities similar to the Sith in George Lucas' Star Wars film(s).
"WTF?! Samir just knocked that guy out with his limo door!"

<lol> "Damn, that fool is Sithcore."

"Hey, you check out the new KOTOR beta?"

"Yeah, that shit's Sithcore."
by Darth Sarcasmus February 3, 2010
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Sitting on the Bench

Not even in "first base" or watching somebody else go "first base or more" with your girl. It sucks.
"When you are watching some douchebag enter First, second, or even third base or higher with the girl your into, or simply not even able to enter first base, or even the grounds, then you are "Sitting on the Bench"
by njdmanok May 27, 2012
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