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street smarts

a tv show that has the most stupid, idiotic, brain dead people that were ever born.
street smarts would probably ask the question "are you to stupid to live?" and "did your mother ever have any children that lived?" these are the people that could answer these questions and probably get them wrong.
by tomo'd July 20, 2008
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Street Fighter

The source of all school violence. That and DOOM.
Kids who play Street Fighter 2 are more likely to wear trenchcoats and shoot people for no reason.
by Lieberman October 21, 2003
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street drinker

the name given to person who is or resembles a homeless person or an undesirable character. They usually look like they havent washed or shaved in a very long time, and smell of eau de stale beer and pish. Their eyes are bloodshot and their skin an unhealthy grey colour. You will normally find these people drinking cheap alcohol, such as buckfast or white lightening, either on your local park bench or hanging about doorways in the town centre. One of their favourite hobbies is to sing or pester people on public transport, the bus is usually their transport of choice.
'did you smell him? he must be a street drinker'

'i'm so wrecked from boozing last night, i must look like a street drinker today'
by lalalaland January 20, 2008
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street kid

a street kid is somebody who loves to walk on the road who find it impossible to walk on pavements ,as they enjoy the thrill of walking on the roads because cars nearly run them over, and when a car comes they scream WOOOOOOOOO STREET KIDS RULE THE WORLD, SING ALONG EVERYBODY.
"Hey look a car! how cool, i might get run over by a yellow mini! haha yellow mini no returns! O F**K! THE CARRRRRRRRRR" says the street kid
by JinnyPoo August 19, 2006
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street hockey

What you play if you're too pussy to play real/ice hockey.
Those fags were playing street hockey, do they have any balls?
by AnOnYmOuS August 2, 2004
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Street Slow

some one who lacks common sense or street smarts
1."chicken of the sea, does that mean its fish or chicken??"

"dang that chick is street slow!"

2. "i'm not stupid, im just street slow"
by ~KNM~ January 22, 2009
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street him

to street someone means that you are in police custody and they just let you go, out back to the streets...

to be released from police custody...
if his alibi checks out, street him...
by blthrskt April 26, 2009
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