NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.

OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 19, 2019

onion spit

When a person’s musty body odor is compared to the smell of onion spit.

Did you put on deodorant today? You smell just like onion spit.

by Vice716 February 22, 2021

Mississippi spit in missy

The act of spitting your chewing tobacco into your woman’s butthole.

“How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”

by Medicjeff February 01, 2020

Butt Spit

After a man cums in his partners ass, the mixture of semen and lube remaining on both on his penis and on the partners butt, resembles saliva.

Man 1: after I orgasmed in my girlfriends ass, I had to clean the mess off my dick
Man 2: yeah, I know what you mean! Lube and semen mixed looks like spit! Like Butt Spit!

by Cjames December 08, 2016

spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher January 23, 2018

Skill Spit

This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.

If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.

oh man that huge shit was so good i just had to test my spit skills, and attempt the Skill Spit.

by henriko November 24, 2006

Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.

My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.

by Lycaeus April 21, 2024