Huge spider web

A giant web that has been waiting all its life for you to accidentally run into and freak out about having a spider on you for the next 30 seconds.

A huge spider web is also called future anxiety

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Brimming glass of spiders

A glass brimming with spiders

"Are you thirsty? We have water, soda, juice, spiders, be-"
"spiders?"
"okay, spiders it is then"
"no, that's not what I-"
But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders

by bbasic February 21, 2021

Spider King Clan

S.K.C. Gang originating in northern Alabama.

That guy is a member of spider king clan

by Blahblahniggawtf January 10, 2018

Chocolate Spider Web

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...

Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.

by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021

spider-man 2099

Miguel O'Hara

Random dude: who's Spider-Man 2099?

Person: dude that's Miguel O'Hara, a person made in the Marvel Comics and in the movie "Spider-Man: Across the Spider verse"
Random dude: thanks he seems cool!

by Web slinger spidey! June 14, 2023

Roblox oof spider

The spider that haunts your dreams by singing despacito

Bro I have despacito stuck in my head the Roblox oof spider must’ve got to me

by Barney Andfriends November 1, 2019

Spider-Man

A red basterd swingin' around buildings with spageti as ropes. The New York hero is red and blue...witch is ugly as hell.That big spider-freak asshole swingin' around is our fiendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN. A weak geek started getting manly enoughf to go be bit by a spider that then he becomes a costumed man spider. And then there's a lot of vilans are runnig after that Gearge of the Jungle copyright.

MOM: Oh look a plane !
kid: what the hell that's a giant spider.
DAD: NO it's Superman !
retard: it's a giant dick?!?!
Spider-man: NO ! it's me your friendly neighborhood SPIDEY!

by Blubid April 21, 2008