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sparkload

(n.) An amount of data that exceeds the processing power of a single user's computer and thus needs to be processed by a distributive data processing engine such as Spark.
Santa could easily run through the nice list using his laptop, but the naughty list contained a sparkload of entries.
by OgreKev December 20, 2019
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Sparkie

Set a me a sparkie quick
by heyfrogmanmayigripacig December 26, 2019
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Sparkly

One might be classified as sparkly if their personality can be catagorised as happy and amazing. If ones self comes under this section then the subsection of being incredible human beings may be applied. If you are described as sparkly then it is a compliment to ones self as you are being described as bubbly.
Zoe - “I think you are very sparkly”
Freya - “Thanks Zoe :)”
by Frojo May 5, 2020
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Sparkld

Sparkld is the name of a group of girls from south Bombay. They are responsible for popularising the phrase "We don't sweat we sparkle". They were commonly referred to as being 'groupist' and 'bullies' in the game of fish pond in school. They also once contributed money to essentially gift themselves whatever they like. There have been several monumental moments in this friend group. One of them being the 'Neha wants Siya to be in Sparkld' debate of 2006.
Previously also referred to as NV Sparkld
There is no way she could get into sparkld!

Did you hear that Sparkld girls dont sweat??
by cajcsisgr9 June 5, 2020
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Snarkled

A rare noise that humans named Bella make using the soft pallets located inside of their nose
“She Snarkled On FaceTime.“
by Belittlement July 12, 2020
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Spackle Punch

To have explosive Diarrhea in front of a lot of very smart and prominent people
Damn, he totally spackle punched. Nobody is going to be able to save his reputation now
by The Shit Sprinkler October 22, 2020
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sparkedhost

A decent host with a gang of Welcomers (managed by Welcome W.) and was started as Akash hated welcoming.
Did you hear about how good sparkedhost is at welcoming?
by __youmumisgay__ January 4, 2021
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