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sleep spooning

The act of spooning someone while asleep. Usually the person has no idea of the act that they are committing and if not stopped may take it to another level.
Person 1: Did you hear what John did last night.
Person 2: yea i heard he was sleep spooning Jordan
Person 1: yea they had to be separated otherwise it would have turned into a one sides but fucking bonanza
by theanonymousking June 5, 2010
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Sleezy McGee

When you have a massive snout/ jew nose. it is used when a guy ( Jew ) completely ignores his friends and family members in order to get some snatch. Worst guy
Wilson: heyy man wuu2?
Jerome: get away man I'm trying to get some snatch
Wilson: that's the worst thing eu mate

Jerome: sorry man
Wilson: nae hass sleezy mcgee
by 8 foot driver March 30, 2011
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Sleeves out of my vest

Giving a concession that sounds like something significant and is likely to get accepted as such, but in reality you've given away nothing of value, or something that you would have had to include anyway.
Bill: I gave that treadmill to the guy that bought my car to get him to say yes.

Bob: But you were already planning to give that to charity.

Bill: Exactly. I gave him the sleeves out of my vest.
by HummusLover May 31, 2011
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sleezing

the act of being a slut and having no moral values
1) hillary stopped sleezing when she found out she had herpes.

2) 16 year old shaquanda regreted sleezing when she was told she's pregnant and the baby daddy dipped out
by Rich Girl 69 November 16, 2011
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Sleep sex

1. The act of being conflicted between engaging in sex and sleep. 2. The act of having sex while asleep (but yet still consensual).
Bernard has had a long day at work and is exhausted. He goes to sleep yet wants "affection" from his fine ass women. While asleep he moves her hand over his penis with a movement that says stroke me and then begins to snore. He is sleep sexing again. Girl, my man was sleep sexing again.
by La'Reesha July 18, 2015
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sleepathon

An occasion on which sleep lasts significantly more than 8 hours.

Antonym: no sleepathon - an event where sleep is deprived beyond standard 16 hours.
Shaniqua enjoyed a 15 hour sleepathon with the help of her extra-strength pain killer.

Antonym: Shaniqua endured a 48 hour no sleepathon on a business trip.
by desjardins January 6, 2009
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Sleep Brain

This is the evil part of your brain in the morning that tries to trick you into sleeping in. It often attempts to fool you into thinking you've already woken up by making you dream about getting ready for work.
Dude, I'm late for work! I think Sleep Brain turned off my alarm this morning, cuz I don't remember doing it.
by KatyM February 3, 2008
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