Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 4, 2004

Secret Azure

The biggest perma-noob on the MMORPG Graal Online you will ever meet. There are too many things that will piss me and you off about him that I can't bare to list them.

I'm Secret Azure. I bleep my own bad words, like cr*p, and d*mn and h331! LOLZ

by anonymous February 26, 2005

Secresex

The art of discrete sex.

Let's go in this dark alley and have secresex.

by Secresex101 July 7, 2011

Secret squirrel

A term used by lawmen for covert, sneaky overtime received through a contract

Did you hear about the secret squirrel ot that Melonie got just for being hot?

by weaselworm May 18, 2019

the secretions

A hella kick ass punk band from Sacramento.
Yes real punk.
Not that crap thats mislabeled punk.

"hey you goin to the secretions show saturday"

by fuckoff456 August 23, 2007

secret squirrel

A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.

"Is there another beer?"

"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."

by ButcherSlim October 16, 2005

Secret Service

When a girl dives upon your premature ejaculation to avoid it hitting her sheets. For extended fun, angle the load towards her ear so it resembles a secret service ear piece.

Dude, I was just about to pre-jac and then she dove like the Secret Service and took one for her country.

by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008