People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.
-- Lengthy, intelligent facebook status meant to prompt discussion --
Comment: You're*
Reply: UH OH RED PEN POLICE
Reply: Uh oh red pen police.*
Comment: You're*
Reply: UH OH RED PEN POLICE
Reply: Uh oh red pen police.*
by jazuuk November 7, 2012
Get the Red Pen Police mug.In business, this is a product, remote office, employee, etc., who doesn't get respect. The moniker stems from the popular slang phrase "beat you like a red-headed stepchild." Often times, the disrespect is undeserved.
If a product is an embarrassment to a company, it is the company's red-headed stepchild.
If a product is an embarrassment to a company, it is the company's red-headed stepchild.
The satellite office was outperforming the head office statistically, but because it created work for people in the head office, it was treated like a red-headed stepchild.
Because the Edsel didn't sell well, it became Ford's red-headed stepchild.
Because the Edsel didn't sell well, it became Ford's red-headed stepchild.
by Glenwood October 1, 2006
Get the Red-headed stepchild mug.CARPENTER 1:"Say fella...would you step back n' take a look at
n'see how this door fits?"
CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."
n'see how this door fits?"
CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."
by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005
Get the RED CUNT HAIR mug.The moment just prior to having uncontrollable diarrhoea. A red light gives you approximately 10 seconds to make it to the bathroom before wherever you are becomes ground zero for a "pooclear" explosion.
I was on the train to work this morning when without warning I got a red light and some fucker was in the bathroom! I had no choice but to go in the sink!
by braceyajax April 23, 2010
Get the Red Light mug.A city in southern Minnesota near the border of Wisconsin. Its a pretty small town, and everyone who lives there knows someone who works at Red Wing Shoes. Red Wing is also home of the world's largest boot.
Alicia: Hey while I'm visiting Red Wing, MN. We should go see the worlds largest boot.
Emily: Ok. My friends actually working there right now.
Jack: Hey wanna go to Red Wing?
Jill: No way that place is so boring.
Emily: Ok. My friends actually working there right now.
Jack: Hey wanna go to Red Wing?
Jill: No way that place is so boring.
by kymcleodd December 1, 2010
Get the Red Wing, MN mug.A game played between 2 people. One person puts their hand on the other person's leg and slides it up their leg, toward their genitals, until one of the players gets uncomfortable and stops the game. The object of the game is to see how close person 1 can get to person 2's genitals before someone gets uncomfortable.
Man: Dude, did you see those guys playing red light green light?
Dude: Oh hell yeah man, they went all the way up!
Dude: Oh hell yeah man, they went all the way up!
by StayingWoke258 September 8, 2017
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