Pulling a Teddy

Mysteriously getting "sick" and missing school whenever there is a test or quiz. Often someone who pulls a Teddy won't miss a full day and will simply come in late just after the test was taken or will get his/her parents to pick him/her up right before. They will almost always have a faked doctor's note.

Person 1: Where's John?
Person 2: He's got his mom to pick him up because he was "sick"
Person 1: Yeah right. He's just pulling a Teddy cause he doesn't want to take the Bio test

by academy2014 September 29, 2011

Pulling a Jussie

When your first act of attention whoring didn't work, so you have to pull a much bigger act for attention.

Damn, Janice is pulling a Jussie. No one commented on her selfie with her new hair cut so she posted a photo of her half naked!

by 2797CV February 19, 2019

Pulling a Fed

Making a terrible and unfunny joke.

Johnny: Did you hear Ricky's joke?
Dave: Oh yeah, he was Pulling a Fed when he made that one.

by The White Death October 8, 2018

Pulling a frieza

When you and your homies hold down a guy and hit him in the stomach as hard as you can,
like Goku did in the namek saga of dbz,

or like toppo did in the T.O.P arc of dbs.

Example:
Guy 1: That weaboo kid got me a f, Lets jump him!
Guy 2: We should try pulling a frieza on his ass

by WiseOldMonke March 9, 2021

Pulling A Turner

Pulling a Turner, is the act or process of going through with something for a long period of time, then suddenly going against it or changing your opinion on it to a negative one.

Present tense: Pulling a Turner
Future tense: I will Pull a Turner
Past tense: I Pulled a Turner

"My girlfriend has been an ass lately, I don't want to resort to Pulling A Turner.

"Pulling A Turner is for pussies."

by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019

Pull A Palin

When asked a question, to reply with something completely unrelated to what was just asked. Can be used when one does not understand the question, or simply when one would rather answer a different question.

Person 1: "Hey dude, do you know where the bathroom is here?"
Person 2: "John McCain is just a regular maverick."
Person 1: "Fuck man, don't pull a palin!
Person 2: "Doggonit, there you go again, god bless you.
Person 1: "Idiot."

by Jorloff January 19, 2009

Pulling a Minghao

To hurt your hand or wrist while jacking off

After pulling a Minghao, Jon went to the hospital to get a cast.

by I'm the Juggernaut bitch! June 29, 2006