selfie-promotion

To take a selfie in the act of performing a good deed or while doing something "cool" and subsequently texting or posting said picture to social media so as to show what an extraordinary person you are

Girl 1: Rachel is so successful - it's pretty awesome to see all the cool things she's doing to give back to her community

Girl 2: You mean all her Facebook posts? Have you met Rachel? That's all just selfie-promotion

by BoilerKE22 December 23, 2014

Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.

Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...

by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015

Relevant Promo

when you receive attention from someone popular or relevant.

Omg kenya gave me that relevant promo when she retweeted my tweet.

by sipstea2001 July 10, 2016

Pizza Promise

-to promise something over pizza.

That bitch broke her pizza promise !

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

Arkansas promise ring

Another word for a butt hole; southern slang; sphincter.

She was genuinely surprised when she was tagged in her Arkansas Promise Ring!

by Proctologist of Death January 14, 2017

incorrect promise

A promise made using alternative facts.

Obama lied when he said, If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan.

Nah, man, he just made an incorrect promise.

by StrykerBandit February 13, 2017

the prompto dilemma

When you've fallen in love with your best friend, but have to erase your feelings for fear of said friend feeling awkward about your having taken an interest in them.

"After so much time spent together and so many adventures, dudebro 1 was faced with The Prompto Dilemma whenever he was around dudebro 2."

by DarthCoder April 19, 2018