Darryl-prison

Darryl-prison describes the situation you find yourself in, when you're prisoner of a toxic relationship. Darryl stands for all the men that never ask how you are, that suck your self-worth and live to will out of you, and that make you stop glowing. On the positive note, getting OUT of Darryl-prison is the best thing ever. It ages you back 5 years, makes you feel amazing, and you see what a douchebag your personal Darryl truly was. If you're reading this: Please never forget that you are a goddess and no man is worth diminishing your dreams, the way you feel or your ambitions and your love. You will find someone better, f that man. You deserve to be loved in a way that feels easy and natural, in a way where you don't have to explain yourself, beg for love or ask for the bare minimum. Hold on to that.

Liz: Remember when I was in Darryl-prison? I wanted to jump off of 28th floor FMC.
Sara: Thank god you're out of Darryl-prison. I don't want to ever experience this.

by pinabowladas January 26, 2025

Enjoy prison

Something you say when anyone questions your weight, arrest history, expertise or success.

"No child, I am not. Enjoy prison."

by Doug The Greaseman Tracht February 22, 2025

Alt Prison

AKA, Alternative Prison
A place (usually a party) filled with Jeff Buckley and Mazzy Star heads to feel superior for their “super niche” music taste. Smells like weed and cigarettes. Self-proclaimed broke people with piercings wearing Heaven by Marc Jacobs. Everyone’s favorite movie is Gummo.

“how was the art gallery show in Silverlake last night?”

“It was literally alt prison”

by DeanBluntsGF March 12, 2025

Alt Prison

AKA, Alternative Prison
A place (usually a party) filled with Jeff Buckley and Mazzy Star heads to feel superior for their “super niche” music taste. Smells like weed and cigarettes. Self-proclaimed broke people with piercings wearing Heaven by Marc Jacobs. Everyone’s favorite movie is Gummo.

“how was the art gallery show in Silverlake last night?”

“It was literally alt prison”

by DeanBluntsGF March 12, 2025

Faggot Prison

The giant, open-air prison that is the United States, because you need a lot of money to leave America and change citizenships legally, and the gay leadership has kept all the good paying jobs for other gay individuals, so you can't leave.

Since they're in the business of changing names now, they ought to change the name of this faggot prison to Faggotland USA.

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

Danish prison

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.

Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025

Digital Prion

Digital Prion (n.) – A corrupted storage device, software, or system element that spreads errors or dysfunction to other connected devices in a self-propagating, persistent manner. Once introduced, it can leave lingering corruption even after the original source is removed. Digital prions are resistant to standard repair methods and can affect hardware, firmware, operating systems, or cloud environments, mimicking the behavior of biological prions that misfold healthy proteins.

Example: “My old MacBook HDD acted like a digital prion—when I plugged it into my gaming laptop, it caused the same symptoms as the MacBook itself, including boot loops, system errors, and lingering corruption in firmware and software, even after the drive was removed.”

by 2xJaeJae March 10, 2026