by arielsingh June 4, 2017
Get the curepe pres childmug. when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it
jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst
by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018
Get the Condiment Pre-Cummug. The Politically correct way of saying Marijuana. Especially useful around younger people who don't know what the h Glaucoma is.
Also a good subject to mention to your optometrist! He'll love it!!!
Also a good subject to mention to your optometrist! He'll love it!!!
guy #1 What the hell are you doing dude - we are going on a job interview. Don't light that joint in my car.
guy #2 Dude,I have to smoke my Pre-Glaucoma TreatmentEVERY day or I may go blind!
guy #2 Dude,I have to smoke my Pre-Glaucoma TreatmentEVERY day or I may go blind!
by Hippie Chick 1972 December 25, 2008
Get the Pre-Glaucoma Treatmentmug. A euphemised term of an "infamous" surprise attack like the one at Pearl Harbor is called when the winners are the ones who did the surprise attack and write the history books.
The U.S. did a surprise missile strike at the beginning of the Iraq War known as a "decapitation attack". Shouldn't this be a day that will live in infamy as well?
by R. Kemp April 23, 2005
Get the Pre-emptive Strikemug. Man: "Your re looking really good tonight"
Woman: " Enough of that pre coital nonsense, I'm going to sleep."
Woman: " Enough of that pre coital nonsense, I'm going to sleep."
by elPone February 20, 2011
Get the Pre Coital Nonsensemug. Mona:"Tell me the name of your new boyfriend..please??"
Lisa:"No,not yet!"
Mona:"Your such a meanie!"
Lisa:"meanie,seriously??What a pre-k swear!!"
Lisa:"No,not yet!"
Mona:"Your such a meanie!"
Lisa:"meanie,seriously??What a pre-k swear!!"
by SmartNSarcastic:) March 28, 2010
Get the pre-k swearmug. by Oscarthecat September 6, 2014
Get the pre party nervesmug.