Patricking

patricking; to shut down a game as a joke, with an intention to humour others.

Hey, stop patricking!

by duisahxsiuxdsjdsj December 1, 2017

Patrick

name of a person that is of utter awesomeness. people of this name-race are superior to all others with no exception. it ist custom to kiss a patricks feet and give presents upon encounter

*person meets a patrick*
" oh wow i am honored to meet your holyness"

by paddisda00 December 4, 2017

Patrick

A guy who used some 14 year old girl for sex

Ew don’t be Patrick

by nono:) May 3, 2018

patrick page

The type of person who always talks about having a huge penis but actually has a very small one. Also talks about all the pussy they get when in reality they get none.

I hate a guy like patrick page thinks he is big but has a small cock

by patrick is a fag January 30, 2018

Patrick Swayze's Ghost

Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus

When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

patrick parrish

Well Patrick Parrish is all around sexy guy that every likes in there own ways... He is very hard working and loves woman... He also has a YouTube channel named outdoor vlogs but now is Patrick Parrish... Patrick is he best guy to date because he trustworthy and caring. If u date a Patrick Parrish don’t let him go because he’s special. He will always make you smile and have a good time. He’s great at kissing and other things like that 😉.

Wow Patrick Parrish is so funny and sexy

by Oh-honey-u-ain’t-hit May 27, 2018

patrick

a person who is in fact, not a crusty crab

anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*

another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*

a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*

patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"

by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018