King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)

“Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”

by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021

ben porter

best epic person

ben porter is simply to good

by pp mans epic February 28, 2021

Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma

Hi jade porter

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 2, 2021

Katie Porter

To kick someone’s butt in a verbal sparring match, like the Congresswoman of the same name

Wow, Anthony Fauci just Katie Portered that slimy Rand Paul.

by KeenanRocks May 12, 2021

feces posterior

A fancy way of saying shitass

Hey feces posterior wanna see me speed command block

by Carrot who eat girls August 4, 2021

scooter pooter

HIDDEN

hidden is a scooter pooter

by ggwpurapoop August 27, 2021

Pottty Porter

Polititian that mickey fin's teenage girls date rape drugs, and yet achieves political merit.

Don't be a Pottty Porter. Leave that girl's drink alone. Oh, and don't rape anyone. It's wrong, dude...

by anonymous September 13, 2021