Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

playing stan

a reference to Eminem's song "Stan" or being an obsessive fan of a celebrity.

Myles: "For real some people are too obsessed with Joseph Quinn."
Lucy: "Yeah at that point of doxxing him and finding his baby pictures is just playing stan"

by J-A-H July 7, 2022

Playing Shaker

Coded language for a touring musician sneaking away to masturbate

“Where’s Ed?”
“I think he’s back on the bus”
“Playing shaker?”
“Definitely.”

by Rodd Richards July 20, 2022

Playing Guild Wars

Dropping fake acid

Yo I’ve been playing guild wars for three hours and now I’m all hot and my veins are sunken in. I think I might die.

by Crypt999 August 28, 2022

playing ugly

To behave as though you find an attractive person unappealing to you in order to flatten their sense of self-proclaimed superiority over a less attractive person.

The dude is playing ugly to that girl who clearly believes she’s out of his league.

by Call it Straight September 15, 2022

playing on my heart strings

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.

My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.

by MachTool October 4, 2022

playing with not myself

helping someone else masturbate

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...

by thatstragic October 8, 2022