Apple Picking

When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.

Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don't get robbed...

by Nyker2000 September 19, 2012

easy pickings

When you see a guy/girl across the room and just know that they are an easy fuck. To fully identify a person who is easy pickings you have to take a selfie in bed with them, then title it 'easy pickings' and send to all your friends. If they allow this they are easy pickings, if they get angry and leave, they are still probably easy pickings.

Me:Oi mate did you see that dead average girl I fucked last night?
Jack: yeah mate opened the Snapchat selfie when I woke up this morning
Me:ahahaha such easy pickings

by Easypickings123 August 16, 2017

dick pick

Cock block. See cock block

I was gonna fuck Sherlie last night, but Jake was a dumbass and fucking dick picked me.

by El_Duderino96 December 6, 2011

Dick pick

A penis with no girth, so small and thin one could utilize it as a toothpick.

We had a great time, but he dropped his pants and I saw a dick pick, so I ran the hell out of there

by dont4geturjackiet March 19, 2017

pick and flap maneuver

The cure for a hot anchor. To execute the pick and flap maneuver, grasp your pants and underwear between your thiumb and forefinger near the hot anchor, pick (pull) the garments away from your butt cheek and gently flap the material so that it doesn't re-attach itself.

I had a serious hot anchor, so I had to do the pick and flap maneuver.

by Jim R. April 27, 2005

pick-house

In football, intercepting a pass and running it back for a touchdown.

Dude 1: Man, I missed the end of the Bears game what happened?

Dude 2: ARE YOU SERIOUS? Tillman pick-housed Garcia in overtime for the W.

by Eleven58 December 24, 2007

Pickchure

A "Pickchure" is a poor excuse for a picture. This was invented by the account YouChewPoopCritic, who writes like a toddler and draws worse than a 6-year old kid. He wanted to write "Pictures" but finished writing "Pickchures".

He wrote this on one of his videos with "Pickchures":
Thiss is a sho abot pickchures i mad!!!1 Onlyy walrusguy cood macke pickchures as funy as thesee.

by The King Harkinian of Hyrule February 7, 2009