perfect now

This is where you find out that Louis Tomlinson actually wrote ‘Perfect Now’ about his sister Fizzy in her memory and not about Harry Styles or Eleanor

fake Louie: oh I love that song perfect now it’s so about Eleanor

Real Louie: mmm bro no it’s actually about Fizzy you dumb cow

by Larry4eva September 12, 2020

cardboard personality

A one-dimensional person.
Someone who has no depth to them whatsoever.

Paris Hilton has a cardboard personality.

by BeAN March 15, 2005

Lil Uzi Perv

One who stalks girl's instagram and snapchat accounts while listening to Lil Uzi Vert.

I was at Pablo's house listening to Lil Uzi Vert, and he started stalking some girl's snapchat story. What a Lil Uzi Perv!

by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017

Persian fever

a term used to describe infatuation with someone of Persian descent.

Fevered: "Dayem that Persian is soo fineee!"
Observer: "You totes have persian fever"

by Bearychwan May 19, 2010

Salty Person

A youtube Artist/Gamer called UNiCOMICS. Gets really agitated and pissed during the horror game Dead By Daylight.

"Uni is the emperor of salt. he's a salty person"

by Adude1234 July 2, 2017

permanent record

Where all the bad things you've done as a child go.

Mother: You better pick up that candy wrapper!
Son: Why?
Mother: If you don't, this will go on your permanent record, and you will never get into college!

by zoLLL November 9, 2009

personality trait

Something unique that really defines you as a person.

Hating Britney spears is not a personality trait, having rhinitis is!

by gabriel.no March 6, 2019