Pirate day

The weekend following the first week in April. A celibration originaly started in East Brunswic New jersey, Till this day no one knows why it exsits.

The Rules of Pirate Day.
1. Following wakeing up, dress scervy.
2. Go out and break somthing followed by the theft of something.
3. Following your day of Pillageing, start your night with much alchohal and illagl substanences.
4. Repeat all night.

Hey do you know whne Pirate day is this year?

yea april 7th

by Wund3rBr3Ad April 24, 2006

emo pinata

A person or persons with dyed greasy looking black hair who wear skinny jeans and Ramones T-shirts despite the fact that they are not even old enough to remember the '80's. Said such persons are also known to listen to groups as A.F.I., and whine about how life is so hard despite the fact that mommy and daddy buy them everything when they want it, thus causing the rest of the working, none brain cell impaired world to want to beat them with a baseball bat pinata style until they see blood.

Johnny's tight black pants and greasy hair make him look like an emo pinata.

by Pandora the Hellish Fairy December 16, 2008

Pennsylvania Pirate

When you shit on one of your passed-out friend's eye to make it look like an eye patch.

At midnight, Garet gave Kirsten a Pennsylvania Pirate so when she woke up, Kirsten would see how much Garet likes pirates.

by Jubbie October 2, 2007

Dirty Pirate Hooker

1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

'Dirty' as in sleeps with everyone 'Pirate' as in sleeps with pirates 'Hooker' as in so good you should have to pay.

ex.)
"you are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yer a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yous uh Dirty Pirate Hooker"

Guy: "I'll give you ten bucks"
Girl: (Gasp)"what do you think I am, a Dirty Pirate Hooker?"
Guy: "yea, your dirty , your a prostitute, and your personal ad says 'call to get some booty' "

Guy 1: (asks a question)
Guy 2: (answers with smart ass remark)
Guy 1: "You are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
Guy 2: (smiles)"Yes I am"

by BigFeet4Life December 25, 2007

Pirate Maneuver

You do anal with a chubby girl, smack her ass and then ride the waves.

I did the Pirate Maneuver with Jen last night.

We both got some booty, awwww yeah...

by HomerSampson December 22, 2010

oxygen pirate

A person who is so utterly stupid that his/her only purpose on this earth is to absorb the oxygen better used by more worthwhile beings.

Dr. McNobb is such an oxygen pirate that he has single-handedly managed to raise the temperature of the earth 5 degrees through his sheer stupidity.

by Midnight LaRue May 31, 2005

meat pinata

1. a victim of aggravated assault by multiple attackers.

2. an occasion for aggravated assault by multiple attackers.

1. Those chav punks made a meat pinata of that tramp on the bench.

2. The lads put their truncheons and cricket bats in the car and headed off to Leeds for an evening of meat pinatas with the local thugs.

by Loopy Garou September 19, 2005