Peniscopter

When a man rotates his pelvic area rapidly to make his penis whirl around like the blades of a helicopter.

Girl: "Why are you late"
Guy: "I was peniscoptering in the shower"
Girl: "Oh. Well that explains it."

by Earl Sweatshirt91 November 9, 2013

penis cpr

Regular CPR skills transferred to revive an erectile dysfunction. In the event the situation would occur, the woman gives 2 deepthroats and 30 strokes. If this doesnt work you should probably consult a doctor and get a viagra subscription.

Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.

by bmajestic June 24, 2014

Pencil Twister

Another term for masterbating; being so bored and finding a way to pass the time, by twisting the pencil

Kyle: Yo are we chillin tonight?
Craig: I'm down, but I bet Anthony is gunna stay home and be a "Pencil Twister"

by Bikerclown69 June 14, 2017

Penis On The Point

1. When playing a game. When the enemy team has a lot of activity on their payload/control point.

Matt: Bro they got Penis On The Point.

by Megaspacewaffles April 1, 2020

Pengussy

This word refers to one or a group of close friends who are a bit slow but you love them regardless.

Thanks for being my pengussy, I appreciate you so much!

by ____Penguin____ January 19, 2023

The Pensky File

A fictitious project that one who is slacking off claims to be working on. Derived from the Seinfeld episode "The Barber"

"The Pensky File is the big project I'm tackling right now."

by TheDailyZack February 3, 2010

Dill Penis

A small green flacid penis on an unfortunate wretch.

"Im tellin' ya girlfriend, Charles had a dill penis for sho'!"

by Bonefied_and_Fried August 20, 2012