facebook official

Of or pertaining to facebook. If something is absolutely certain or believed to be true, it is indeed facebook official.

Hey, did Aaron and Michelle break up???

Yeah.

Your positive?

It's facebook official!!!

by Grace Coleman February 11, 2008

Offi

Off-license corner shop among the Germans in East London

I'm also broke, but what about offi and horror films at urs?

by Arschlund March 13, 2010

Official Man Card

An Official Man Card is the Worlds Only Authentic Man Card that is issued by OfficialManCard.com. It is an actual, tangible, plastic hold in your hand Man Card that comes printed with your Name, Unique Member number and Flag of your country of origin, as well as a Certificate of Authenticity and Two Revocation cards - when your buddies do something unmanly.

Jeff went and saw Sex and the City Two, We've got to revoke his Official Man Card!

by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011

police officer

a man who protects the whites and harasses the blacks.

Bitch ass police officers all around the school, i cant even park my got damn car without them lookin suspicious!

by mj25 May 16, 2010

Officer Candidates School

The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.

I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

Oval Office

Most people might not know this (well maybe you do) but the White House is actually a huge mental institute, home to the USA's biggest crackpots. The Oval Office is the maximum security cell-the biggest one of them all, and it's home to "Inmate F.U.C.K.T.A.R.D." also known as George Bush.

...So yeah, stay away from the Oval Office.

by Mr. HEUYGWRUFJWSB September 10, 2006

office smokescreen

This describes the situation in which a homosexual male in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.

"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."

by driven-down July 22, 2004