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Offi

Off-license corner shop among the Germans in East London
I'm also broke, but what about offi and horror films at urs?
by Arschlund March 13, 2010
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Offi

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@storyshift_chara_offi

Yall fuckers didnt wanna do it so i added myself ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
@storyshift_chara_offi is the best mutual!
by @storyshift_chara_offi July 7, 2021
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Cash Office

The most secret room in the world. "Where the magic happens" as they might say. No further explanation needed.
Bud 1: "Hey bud, are you free?"
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." ๐Ÿ˜‰ *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." ๐Ÿ˜‰ *wiggles other weenus*
by Lead Bud 123 May 11, 2021
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friday office

The Friday location co-workers meet to complete work related tasks which is usually at 3:00 p.m and always at a bar.
Casey sent the weekly group text, โ€œready to meet at the Friday office?โ€ ...Stephanie, Heather, and Audra sent an immediate hell yes response.
by OGHM March 2, 2018
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office drone

An office drone is a person who works a white collar job that doesn't vary much from day to day, usually at the low end of the income spectrum. They spend most of their time in a cubicle, and their day to day actions are nearly robotic.
"Mr. Incredible was quite the office drone when working for the insurance firm at the beginning of the movie."
by UmichVoiceMajor April 5, 2016
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Alpha Office

The head office in a business of multiple offices, defined by leadership, charge, determination, wisdom, charm, chivalry and respect. As a status, this can not be taken, but must be earnt, usually though battle royale. This cannot be earned while the current alpha office still physically exists. The status can be bought, but the only payment method acceptable is blood.

Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.
Brandon: "Where's Brad today?"

Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."

Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"

Pedro: "Yes."

Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."
by SchnittyLover69 October 24, 2011
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