A person that can mysteriously get large amounts of alcohol out of a bar or club without being seen by employees
Holly shit, tom is totally a Ninjaholic! he got two bottles out of the club and the bartender was standing right there......
by Darth werewolf February 25, 2011
Get the Ninjaholic mug.When you send someone a naked picture of themselves that they don't know you took. Especially useful as a pick-up technique.
"Dude, Anna just sent me a ninja sext!!"
"What do you mean?"
"She just sent me a picture of MY penis, but I've never been naked in front of her? WTF??"
"True ninja broseph. She's a ninja sext master."
"What do you mean?"
"She just sent me a picture of MY penis, but I've never been naked in front of her? WTF??"
"True ninja broseph. She's a ninja sext master."
by Ninjasextmaster69 August 7, 2011
Get the Ninja sext mug.1.Of or relating to a ninja being highly skilled in combat, stealth, and covert actions. Most often known for being stealthy and deadly assassins.
2. The ability to perform duties efficiently and without hesitation to the highest level of perfection without detection
3.An action against a person without the victim knowing what hit them
2. The ability to perform duties efficiently and without hesitation to the highest level of perfection without detection
3.An action against a person without the victim knowing what hit them
by Madnass July 10, 2012
Get the Ninja Style mug.asshole: "What is that outside?"
you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."
asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."
you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."
asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."
you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
by SnowhuouV October 24, 2012
Get the Ninjas on the lawn mug.Nincomfuck is an award received for achieving something that no one else could ever do, because common sense wouldn't allow it.
A complete jackass in every manner. A mentally illiterate co-worker. A person completely unaware of any surrounding needs besides their own.
The act of committing something beyond common sense.
A complete jackass in every manner. A mentally illiterate co-worker. A person completely unaware of any surrounding needs besides their own.
The act of committing something beyond common sense.
A person who says they must stop working because their mouse is overheating. <-- Nincomfuck
Getting drunk with business partners and forgetting where you are and losing your keys and cell phone. <-- Nincomfuck
Attempting drunk sex but leaving a tampon in. <-- Nincomfuck
Getting drunk with business partners and forgetting where you are and losing your keys and cell phone. <-- Nincomfuck
Attempting drunk sex but leaving a tampon in. <-- Nincomfuck
by TheGambler01 December 7, 2012
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Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper
by honkthedonk January 17, 2013
Get the ninja fapper mug.A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:
1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.
by MattyP603 November 11, 2013
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