Friday Night Funkin

This fucking retarded shitty game that the internet keeps talking about. This overused pile of shit is often full of unfunny memes by retarded kids, fucktards, or dumbasses/dumbfucks. Additionally, all of the characters are unfunny and shitty, including the players of the game.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about: Friday Night Funkin-
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

by literal asshole March 22, 2022

night terror

Night terrors (or sleep terrors) are episodes of screaming and agitation in the middle of the night, generally in toddlers and sometimes preschoolers. They are probably best understood as a variation of sleep walking. They are technically classified as one of the parasomnias, disorders of arousal including sleep walking, sleep talking, and perhaps enuresis.

"Jake had a night terror last night, its the second one this month; he just walked in my room and was freaked out, crying and staring out into space."

by Joe Lovell April 14, 2006

prom night

The night most people lose thier virginty/get pregant

damn fucking prom night

by DizzyLizzy March 7, 2007

ninety night-stand

The act of sleeping with or dating someone for with no intention of ever having a serious relationship with them and then dumping them after 3 months/90 days as to move on or to keep from hurting the victim of the affair. Often, both parties know that they are not suitable for each other.

Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.

Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.

Jim: I've been dating this smokin' hot music executive for a few weeks now. She is so perfect. I want her to be my sugar mama.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.

Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.

by margaretsanger December 24, 2005

Night

One of the most descriptive books on the Holocaust written by a survivor, through his eyes.

I read night.
I bet it was sad.
Yep.

by SFHS September 17, 2008

The Pink Sky At Night

The Pink Sky at Night means sailor's delight, pink sky in the morning means sailor's warning.

Look!! The pink sky at night so tomorrow's weather is going to be niiiice.

by meddie February 18, 2004

Jimmie Nightbreeze

Name given to one who is a sex god or a person who is capable of picking up good looking women without having good looks or money. Also defined as a cocky and arrogant male.

1)Wow did you see him pick up that chick
Yeah he pulled a Jim right there.
2)Girl: I love you
Guy: Yeah I know

by Jimmie Nightbreeze February 26, 2006