Health & Safety Numbchucks

A two-player game, where participants open four bottles of wine to acquire their corks, then drink all of them whilst pretending to be Bruce Lee.

Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.

Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.

Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.

Dude 1: Hey, the rain's too heavy for basejumping… wanna fill time with Health & Safety Numbchucks until it let's off a bit?
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 27, 2011

number fifteen

The act of fornicating in a coffee shop when exactly Two US Marine Corps veterans are present and a nun is there to bless the ceremony. Whipped cream optional.

Me and my girl totally did a number fifteen at Starbucks today. Yolo.

by Pseudonammeelolz September 13, 2013

nuba

a ship name for two idiot boys who have been randomly shipped, but is secretly adorbs

wow nuba is so cute

by cheezyyyybooiiiiii February 16, 2019

nambar wan

a term used in chavy societies, when writing mentions on bus stops, they often write their initials havin a big one behind it, pointless and immature, i know, but nambar wan is how its often reffered to as

"pure GD is nambar wan and that ay? ha ha ha, hey pure bugger off ya wee laddies!"

by steph (nambar wan) May 22, 2003

Number Two Truck

When someone is on there way to the restroom to defecate, they are said to be on the "number two truck."

Person A: Where did Johnny go?
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.

by Maggie L. January 14, 2008

numaira

She is an amazing person who makes everyone in the room laugh. She is usually gods with new people and will instantly become your friend.

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by Bsbekk February 24, 2017

numb to a broken heart

Being numb to a broken heart means that you no longer feel the agonizing pain u once felt when u lost a loved one, friend, even girlfriend or boyfriend. U simply, feel nothing, only sympathy towards other is the only emotion u can receive, cause at that point ur not ur own priority.

Numb to a broken heart

by Loldontbegay March 23, 2019