Hobo Toe

When you have a yellow crusty decaying toenail on your big toe.

Please get your hobo toe away from me.

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

Hobo Napsack

Where your put your testicles on the eyes of a passed out person on a train. Usually one testicle for each eye.

I was riding on a train, saw this woman passed out and gave her the Hobo Napsack.

by Ty is awesome July 23, 2022

Hobo

A person who pisses you off but you still love. Also may not live in a house.

P- your a hobo
T- why?
P- cuz you didn’t give me my drink!

by Cutie pie 100 June 11, 2022

Park Hobo Mongrel

An unpapered dog given to someone by a stranger, usually in a park, in order for the stranger to rid herself of the unwanted canine. It is usually done in such a manner that the person acquiring the cur does not have adequate time to assess the gravity of the mistake that is about to be made.

Ron's ex-wife was able to force upon him the park hobo mongrels that they had acquired together during their marriage, and was even able to make him grateful for the opportunity to own the four drastically lesser dogs.

by tnj629 February 17, 2022

Holy Homo Hobo

A saintly homosexual hobo.

They protect homeless women and children from people who wish to harm them.

They like to share everything with their hobo friends.

Hobo1:Hey theres Greg.

Hobo2:He certainly is a Holy Homo Hobo.

by nuclear hobo March 1, 2022

hobo shit

the stuff that goes down in funny worm

"stop using that fukkin ryzen 5 1600, that's hobo shit!"

by hey_fluffy5 October 29, 2025

Hobo Chat Bum

Arroe the deadbeat has-been hobo that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead has decided to live out the remainder of his life in a chat room. Hobo chat bum Arroe usually log in chat 24 hours 7 days a week.

My tent was stolen and i'm so broke right now, i'm just going to give up and become a Hobo Chat Bum.

by CariadLuvsTomHardy November 5, 2025