Milk Mustache

When dogs reach the certain old age and start having white hair on their face.

Your dog is very cute! i can see he has some milk mustache

by Foxicc_the420 March 26, 2020

The mustang

Where you make a woman's legs shake like a classic mustang after damn good sex

I gave my wife the mustang last nigh

by Jokerbat April 8, 2020

Carlos’ Mustang

All noisy and shit, but it is hella slow. No cap. And he knows it.

Jorge: Have you ride in Carlos’ Mustang?

Nelson: Yee and its just noise.

by Yee NGZ November 13, 2020

The Mustard Hotdog

During vaginal intercourse as you are pulling out and she shits on your dick like putting mustard on a hotdog then she proceed to give u head and eat her shit in one whole piece.

Me: I was fucking this chick the other day and she gave me The Mustard Hotdog.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.

by IIIMankebeater69III August 24, 2021

Toby Mustapha

A name that sounds hood but is not

Toby Mustapha you wanna go for a ride

by Adam mustapha September 3, 2021

angry mustache model

Per Bill Wurtz, a metonym/synonym for the austrian-born german pussy known as Adolf Hitler

Bill Wurtz: Germany's back featuring Hitler: The Angry Mustache Model

by InvaderInvader December 9, 2021

Colonel Mustard

This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.

Man my toilets about fed up with this colonel Mustard I dropped

by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023