muffin out

To back out of doing something because you're too much of a wuss to follow through, or to break down because you can't handle something.

Emma totally muffined out of going to track practice.

Andrew was complaining he was tired, I think he's going to muffin out of going out tonight.

Beth muffined out during the chemistry test, she was crying for an hour.

by kiki1987 March 20, 2013

atomic muffin

The Act of taking a weed muffin and shoving it full fisted up a person's Anus, whether it be for sexual reasons or to "get a better high".

Kendall asked her boyfriend to give her an atomic muffin so that she'd get a better high tonight.

by Maximilian_wilhoit November 7, 2022

Lesbian muffin

Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.

I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.

by Candy_1234 October 13, 2019

Muffin Clutcher

A derogatory name for a homosexual implying that one holds a testicle sack in their hand.

“Aw do you know that Dave Andrews?”

“Aw yeah he was a total muffin clutcher”

by Yeticunt May 24, 2019

Nut muffin

An anal creampie

—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.

by BBCece July 8, 2022

Blueberry Muffin

The best food ever created!!

You: dude, wanna go get some blueberry muffins?
Me: fu*k yeah!

by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 2, 2017

Muffin Yodeler

When a man pleasures a woman orally and attempts to yodel while he does it.

"What was the weird, muffled singing I heard last night?"

"Oh, that was Stavios and Cindy. He's a Muffin Yodeler so he makes a lot of noise.

by Buffman6651 April 16, 2015