bingo-mistake

noun - is a regrettable decision someone makes when he or she performs the second or third alternative to a desired activity out of near desperation.

G: "No, the casino is too far, I'm low on gas. Let's go gamble by playing Bingo."
A: "OK!"
(After 10 minutes of gambling, boredom and not winning)
G: "Let's get outta here!"
A: "Yeah, this was a bingo-mistake!"

by Gamaliel August 3, 2007

Wet Milty

When a very dense turd falls from your rectum with such speed and force the muddied waters splash onto your asscheeks and under the rim of the toilet.

Oh man you should probably bleach under that toilet bowl or something because i killed a whole volcano box and dropped a mad wet milty

by Dnipps October 6, 2009

Nantucket mist

the cooling spary of secretion that projectiles out of the vagina when a girl quifs

Aaron was going donw on Megan for a good hour when she let out a gigantic Nantucket mist, that felt quite refreshing

by JizzyJake38 December 9, 2010

Dark Mist

A dark mist is the collective name of a group of black people.
Quite similar to a "clowder" of cats.

Steve- Hey John, what happened in that club last night?

John- oh, we had to leave early because a dark mist started causing trouble.

by 1nd1g0 November 20, 2013

Rookie Mistake

Falling asleep at a sleepover first

falling asleep at a sleepover first = rookie mistake

by Civilian Gaming July 5, 2022

missy pee pee

girl with blonde hair and a dead toenail who has a fondness for farm animals (rabbits, lambs)

No, not Missy Pee Pee again!

by yoitsme April 7, 2005

Gorillas in the mist

Whilst making a comment using the phrase "When the Wind Blows" to describe gusty, anal phenomena a retort to said phrase was that when fecal matter was exposed in a shart like fashion it should more commonly known as Gorillas in the Mist.

Next time you shit yourself remember to use this phrase whilst hobbling for the nearest lavatory.

Bob sneaks an unearthly turd into his pants.
Dan: Gorillas in the Mist?
Bob: Yup, I've shat myself.

by Misty Gorilla April 28, 2009