yoitsme's definitions

New Jersey Meat-Hook

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.

I was doing this bitch doggy style and gave her a New Jersey meat-hook.

by yoitsme May 27, 2004

missy pee pee

girl with blonde hair and a dead toenail who has a fondness for farm animals (rabbits, lambs)

No, not Missy Pee Pee again!

by yoitsme April 7, 2005

cum bomb

when a girl is giving a guy a blow job and he sticks he penis all the way down her throat and cums and when he pulls out the cum goes everywhere.

"dude I gave tabby a cum bomb yesterday and it got everywhere!"
"no way Jeremy! that's sweet"

by yoitsme September 4, 2016