screamin milf

After engaging in anal sex with the mother of your children, wipe your member clean on the curtains (and listen to her scream)

After climbing off of my wifes back, i wiped myself on the curtains and saw the perfect example of a "screamin milf"...

by milferizer March 14, 2008

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right hand milf

wife

This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.

by philologue August 14, 2011

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MIDLF • midlife crisis • milf hunter • midlands • milf day • Midlothian • Milfer • midf • milfalicious • MILF Dud

milfag

1) A large, deaf person who has an irrational fear of giving away his middle name.

2) A "short bus"

3) Frequently says dumb things that are very funny

-Hey Milfag, what's your middle name?
-What?
-What's your middle name?
-I can't tell you.

by Master Bus May 1, 2010

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milfenstein

Fit mum that was created by an evil scientist and came 2 life with 2 dildos through neck

Joe or michaels mum

by Jamie H June 11, 2003

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milfalicious

MILF · a ·li·cious
MILF-lish-uhs
–adjective
–noun

A mother who looks damn good, so good you want to eat her up.

A combinations of two words
MILF / Delicious

—Antonyms
Rosie O'Donnell

Cecilia was looking way milfalicious today, and I still can't believe she had a baby less than a year ago.

Ms. Gutierrez was looking so milfalicious today when she was picking up her kids from daycare wearing her wife beater and cut offs. Them titties where just hanging out. Yum yum, give me some!

by -Roland- June 23, 2011

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