Armenian Mayonnaise

Human semen, male ejaculation

He sprayed Armenian Mayonnaise all over the floor.

by Anyhow February 21, 2010

peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her

my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

by riley peterson May 26, 2008

marilyn manson

A god-like creature.

The only "God" there ever was, is Marilyn Manson.

by xxxtubular June 1, 2007

mansonite

A self-proclaimed moron who labels themselves "goth", and listens to MTV-friendly forced angst crap like Korn and predominantly Marylin Manson. They have no idea of where "goth" music evolved before it was corrupted by Hot Topic chains, and do not know who the Bauhaus, Das Ich, etc. are.
Insulting term used among intelligent people.

I fucking hate those mallpunk mansonites.

by John September 5, 2003

Mason

1) Known to like many woman at a time
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....

Girl 1:WHAT?! He likes Anna, Kinley AND Shaye?!

Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!

Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason

by COUSCOUSISMYMAN January 1, 2012

Ketchup and Mayonnaise

When a girl loses her virginity she bleeds and when the man ejaculates his cum is white hence ketchup and mayonnaise.

I lost my virginity. We made some ketchup and Mayonnaise

by Superman1981 October 9, 2008

mayonaise monocle

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003