magic wizard

when you give a girl anal and feel your about to blow your load hold on a little longer, pull it out and spit on her back then when she turns around she gets a facefall of jiz

im so pissed off with Max. last night, he gave me a magic wizard and had to clean spit off my back as well as jiz off my face

by rapmasterc December 15, 2006

Magical Wood Fairy

The Magical Wood Fairy is an ellusive creature that gives guys wood. Whenever there is a distressed princess in need of wood the Magical Wood Fairy gives the guy wood to give to the girl.

I've been struck by Cupid- wait, make that the Magical Wood Fairy.

by Sid Barrett March 21, 2008

magical leopluradon

The best mythical creature. It guides charlies way to candy mountain and looks like a dinosour/whale thing. makes a funny sound.

"Hello there Charlie, my name is reno, im a messenger for my best friend, the mythical creature, magical leopluradon. We are wondering if you have seen any strange people playing leap frog with unicorns. These unicorns have been reported to been seeing stealing kidneys. If you have any question go to www.badgerbadgerbadger.com Goodmorning and go eat cheese wheels."

by Whore/Slut & Missing in action May 24, 2009

Magica

A VTuber who has Paranoid personality disorder, is Narcissistic and has Histrionic personality disorder. This woman caused a lot of drama and problems with people in a large gaming community. Magica refuse to see she is at fault. Magica continues to blame others and cry like a child. Elly is a better Vtuber and Kailyatv's model looks better and hotter. Is a shame Magica always copies Kailyatv's content while trying to maintain a slutty persona that will never beat Elly.

"Hey man, stop being such a magica and accept it's YOUR fault."

by BDODRAMANEWS April 30, 2022

puff the magic dragon

A song from the 70's based on an older folk song about opium. It was said that when you smoked opium, you'd enter a world of dragons and demons. Conversely when you drunk absinthe you would travel to a land of happiness and green fairies.

Also the origin of chasing the dragon, a modern phrase one uses while smoking a line of heroin on a tin foil fold, as they burn the length, one would enhale through a straw, along the line, thereby chasing the smoke.

Hey Matt, do you know what puff the magic dragon song was about

No Dan, What is it about?

Opium smoking.

I gotta chase the magic dragon man!

by snakeydan February 18, 2013

magic flute

Male sex organ. (usually used in ref. to oral sex)

My girlfriend played my magic flute.

by Cephas January 14, 2005

bamboo manicure

Euphemysm for a torture technique whereby strips of bamboo and jammed under the victim's fingernails. Considered excruciating, the bamboo manicure was a favoured tactic of Pol Pot's Khmer Rouge regime in Cambodia.

"if he doesn't talk in the next five minutes, give him a bamboo manicure"--assailant to underling

by mjjj July 22, 2006