your mum

A mother or a mother of a child. The word can be used as an insult on someone typically on your mum or you.

your mum.

Steve: "Hey Jimmy tell me a joke"
Jimmy: "your mum"

And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...

by Senor Ghost November 25, 2021

Mum

noun: mum; plural noun: mums
one's mother.

"she often goes round to see her mum, who lives nearby"

by Good definition November 4, 2021

ur mum

i ride ur mum all night long

hi son im going to ride ur mum

by urnan dictionary 12329 July 7, 2020

Your Mum

A well-known woman that every other person on Earth seems to have fucked in some unwholesome matter at one time or another; especially on Xbox Live.

"Who's the slut in the pink boob tube?"
"Your mum."

by Project 571 March 8, 2013

Yur mum

An incredibly hilarious joke that can be used after any question that will make anyone within a 100 mile radius burst out laughing uncontrollably.

"I'm dying, can you call an ambulance?"
"Yur mum"

by CipherAXOLOTL July 6, 2022

Ur mum gay

Ur mum gay is the dankest shit of shit

Steve: Ur mum gay
Ur mum: No U

by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk March 10, 2018

mum

a joke used to affend but still really funny

yo mum so fat she sits AROUND the house

by why are you looking at this June 18, 2018