Cuddle Monster

When you go back with a girl after a night out, don't have sex with her and just cuddle.

me:"so charlie did you shag beth"
charlie: "no mate, im an emotional guy and im really in love with her, so we just cuddled all night long"
me: "haha you wet cunt, you CUDDLE MONSTER!"

by Fozzamario January 18, 2011

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Cock Mongerer

Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.

Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

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geek monster

1. person who sells or uses crack cocain

2. individual who performs sexual acts in order to rais money for more crack

3. crack whore!

Man you gonna catch somthing or go to jail havin sex with all those geek monsters.

by cody singleton April 2, 2008

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Hawtness Monster

A person that is unbelievably hot.

Brigette and Rebecca are so hot! They're hawtness monsters!

by xoExquisite October 31, 2008

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Similar to kandi kids. These are girls at raves who wear next to nothing, besides: A bra, a miniskirt (or occasionally just underwear), and tons of kandi. It does not matter if it's December and fifteen below zero, they will consistently be there. Can be spotted running around everywhere, obviously rolling like crazy and asking people for kandi. Sort of a derogatory term in the rave community as it is seen as more of an attention getting device rather than an actual love for the scene.

Kandi monster: HAAAAAYYY!!! CAN I GET SOME KANDI!!!

Raver:...sure... (gives Kandi)

Kandi monster: KAY THANKS!! I LOVE YOU!!! (hugs and runs off.)

by Loo-kus March 22, 2010

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