MILF

man, i love frogs.

person 1: "what's your favourite animal?"
person 2: "milf."
person 1: "doesn't that mean mom i'd like to fuck?"
person 2: "no, it means man, i love frogs."

by luaraka September 24, 2020

MILF

Acronym for:

M-y
I-ndescribable
L-ove
F-or Jesus

Sorry sinners! I only care about MILF

by Pig Genis October 26, 2020

Milf

Mom in lots of positions

Look at the milf in that fine position of hers

by Beaniemamba October 28, 2020

Milf Hands

When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50

Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off

by Dikwanka52 September 30, 2020

Milfbate

Super cute babies ,puppies, and or kittens used to lure in unsuspecting hot women in their 30's or higher

I'm going to take my milfbate and head to the park. May he back, may not.

by Dezzy Adam October 1, 2020

milf jin

Milf Jin is basically Kim Seokjin, but as a milf🥶🥶

Milf jin is sexy🤑🤑🤑

by Sun Cloud October 11, 2020

Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.

This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.

by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020