Cost Per Load

The amount of money factored into a date relative to the amount of orgasms obtained.

I took a girl out and spent 48 dollars on dinner, she gave me a hand job and a blow job.

Cost per load = 24 dollars

by *R* January 17, 2008

Cost Per Load

The amount of money factored into a date relative to the amount of orgasms obtained.

I took a girl out and spent 48 dollars on dinner, she gave me a hand job and a blow job.

Cost per load = 24 dollars

by Dylan54 January 17, 2008

Second hand load

When a girl blows a guy and then makes out with you.

Maya blew Peter , and then she kissed Anthony. He swallowed a second hand load.

by taintologist September 28, 2016

Tarp your load

To wear a condom

Hey man you better tarp your load if you're going to bang that chick.

by Amexadvisor May 11, 2012

Load Bearing Tendon

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

by TheGooch October 17, 2008

dumped my load

(1) did whatever had to be done

(2) also used to to say you just jizzed/cummed

Example for (1) - so i just went there stood in front of the mic and dumped my load.
Example for (2) - so it's like this after around 25 minutes i hit my limit and then grabbed her head and dumped my load she kinda liked it

by Dev of Rivia March 17, 2016

Load-Bearing Wall

A wall that bears the weight of a young boy’s cum loads. After too many years of pumping jizz into the crevices of the wall, the wall may collapse if it bears too many cream pies.

Big Easy: Dude I love pumping iron. Shit really gets me going. It’s like cumming. I love cumming all over the place.

Tyrant: Broski, you and my buddy should be friends then. He used to cum all over his load-bearing wall at home. It was basically a Catacumb in his room.

Big Easy: Looks like I found a new best friend.

by Stoney69 March 29, 2019