Nice guys always finish last

They do, imagine you are racing for a person you like, but your opponent is some dickhead who likes to Chris breezy, john cena five knuckle shuffle their significant other. But you twist your ankle, get shot, body slammed, yeeted into a brick wall st the beginning of the race, and the other guy makes it immediately but you finish the race 2 months later, hurt emotionally and physically and you close your feelings and die alone.
Some guy: Hey whats up with that guy?
Other guy: He lost the race, and got shot, thrown and body slammed
That guy: Nice guys always finish last
Some guy and other guy: They do
by The whippus April 15, 2021
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Last of a Dyin Breed for the real strivers in stocktone
LDB - " Last Dyin Breed " - Stocktone, CA
by L.D.B. October 15, 2011
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A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
by jazmine1 October 25, 2017
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1:30:41 is a time stamp in the movie Puss In Boots: The Last Wish, quoting

Kitty:“I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?”
Puss: “Kitty, one life spent with you is all that I could wish for.”
Showing how one will use their one and only wish to spend their whole life with someone they care and love.
Person1: What is a quote you really relate to?
Person2: Puss In Boots: The Last Wish 1:30:41
Person1: What?
Person2: I would wish for a life with you
by MarbledBeef June 06, 2023
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The introduction to a morning-after speech dismissing a hoe popularized by Nate Dogg through his lyrics in popular G-Funk songs "XXXplosive" and "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"
When I met you last night baby

before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back

Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call

Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD
by Doc Andre December 03, 2009
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