laptop tattoos

the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.

I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.

by AliceInUnderland August 29, 2011

Laptopirosis

noun. a disease acquired from laptop computer overuse

You might get laptopirosis. You've been using your laptop for six hours now.

by ilovekitty September 14, 2011

Laprecha

1. my lovely wife that can get a little crazy at times but all in all we 2ddup

2. a person you can't take anywhere because wherever she goes somebody is bond to know her

Ayo laprecha i ain't seen you in forever

by fatonespeaking September 1, 2011

laptopalised

Prepared with a laptop, no matter what you are doing.

John: Can I have Friday off?
Raz: I am off that day also. I can approve, but can you cover?
John: Yes, I will make sure I remain laptopalised for the day.
Raz: Great.

by TheShonkmeister August 1, 2012

Lapsker

A figure of your imagination

"I thought i saw Lapsker once....but it was just a dream"

"Put your Lapsker in my Dapsker"

by Moses Heisenberg June 1, 2013

Lapheka

She is a very kind intuitive person. Silent but very loud at the same time. She is one of the most loyal people you Will ever meet she adores children and has deep love for her family and friends. She's highly intelligent and insightful she will tell you things about yourself that you didn't want to recognize. She loves Anything different. Singing and dancing are some of her favorite past times. She's beautiful and lovely and has more admirers than she wants to accept

Lapheka is the most awesome person I know!

by Naomi Ruth 101 December 13, 2014

Lapeño

From the German word "Lappen" for a mothafucking sissy boy and obviously jalapeño.
It's more used to call a friend than a real insult.

"Hey, where's Martin, the old Lapeño? Oh right, he's giving the pastor a blow job!"

by dervincenzo September 22, 2015