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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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Kelly

What my E.L.A. teacher calls me (because my first name starts with a K and my last name has "elly" in it) even though my name is literally Katie
"Hey, Kelly, did you submit your essay."
by ewlbjgm w'qg2p January 6, 2020
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Kelly

The only true love I've met in my life.You may never know how much I love and what you mean to me but I'll always wait for u...
Kelly I fkin love you...
by ItzMikeyyy January 14, 2020
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Kelly

A Kelly is a man who is amazing at everything. He loves to travel and explore. He is a guy you cant lose and he is awesome. He is a father. But, he is amazing at it. And he is the best role model anyone could look up too. He feels like he's nothing to no one, but really everyone loves him for who he is.
Kelly your so cool!
by Buckets_35 January 31, 2020
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KellyJane

A KellyJane is a girl who acts as if she is very sexually adventurous, when in fact she is boring in bed. A KellyJane talks about lots of kinky things, possibly even claiming to be good at them, but then lies on her back doing nothing during sex. She may take some direction in bed, but will always be awkward about it, and nothing she does will be sexy, unless you find an aloof, bored, slightly uncomfortable affect sexy. She is terrible at giving blowjobs or any other sexual act.
Last night I met this girl at a bar, she was talking about how she loves to be spanked and tied up and all this other kinky shit, but when we got back to my house it turned out she was a totally KellyJane”

“That girl I met totally KellyJaned me”
by Wordthworth March 2, 2020
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Kelly Barnett

Kelly Barnett is the male definition of a low life, piece of shit, and dirt bag.
Can you believe he stole from his parents, lives off his girlfriends family an blames her for his bad decisions? That guys such a Kelly Barnett it's unbelievable.

If people labeled me as a Kelly Barnett id do the world a favor and off myself so my bloodline ends.
by SparkTheJ March 7, 2020
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Kellysexual

A person who feel sexual attraction towards a person named Kelly
Benedikte: oh! You like her?
Andy: of course, i'm kellysexual!
by Bercabeth April 13, 2020
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