Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Get the Kelly Blew Book mug.What my E.L.A. teacher calls me (because my first name starts with a K and my last name has "elly" in it) even though my name is literally Katie
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The only true love I've met in my life.You may never know how much I love and what you mean to me but I'll always wait for u...
by ItzMikeyyy January 14, 2020
Get the Kelly mug.A Kelly is a man who is amazing at everything. He loves to travel and explore. He is a guy you cant lose and he is awesome. He is a father. But, he is amazing at it. And he is the best role model anyone could look up too. He feels like he's nothing to no one, but really everyone loves him for who he is.
Kelly your so cool!
by Buckets_35 January 31, 2020
Get the Kelly mug.A KellyJane is a girl who acts as if she is very sexually adventurous, when in fact she is boring in bed. A KellyJane talks about lots of kinky things, possibly even claiming to be good at them, but then lies on her back doing nothing during sex. She may take some direction in bed, but will always be awkward about it, and nothing she does will be sexy, unless you find an aloof, bored, slightly uncomfortable affect sexy. She is terrible at giving blowjobs or any other sexual act.
“Last night I met this girl at a bar, she was talking about how she loves to be spanked and tied up and all this other kinky shit, but when we got back to my house it turned out she was a totally KellyJane”
“That girl I met totally KellyJaned me”
“That girl I met totally KellyJaned me”
by Wordthworth March 2, 2020
Get the KellyJane mug.Can you believe he stole from his parents, lives off his girlfriends family an blames her for his bad decisions? That guys such a Kelly Barnett it's unbelievable.
If people labeled me as a Kelly Barnett id do the world a favor and off myself so my bloodline ends.
If people labeled me as a Kelly Barnett id do the world a favor and off myself so my bloodline ends.
by SparkTheJ March 7, 2020
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