An over protective mother that will block your cock like no tomorrow. Also tends to be extremely up tight and has intense mood swings.
Kati-Ellen: "hey what a wonderful day...I'm gonna kill you!"
Kati-Ellen is home looks like I'm not getting laid tonight.
Kati-Ellen is home looks like I'm not getting laid tonight.
by joe the hobo46 January 10, 2012
Get the Kati-Ellen mug.A person who serves baguettes in the most supremely delicious form humanly possible (usually named katie). These delightful people are usually a rare find in a mate with awesome tits and great handwriting. Usually all people who experience any Katie Baguettes in a persons lifetime will have bittersweet memories as she come and goes from one journey to the next with her goodies. KB's will be be utterly missed (most importantly their delicious baguettes - which are fresh) and make you wonder if you'll ever just die of old age before you ever get over them
Tom... You know me... I don't normally talk of tits but man these KAtie baguette tits were awesome. I know! And her baguettes were even better!
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Katie's are very complicated creatures. Their origins are officially still unknown. When translated in Latin, Katie means "Woman made of pallets". It's said that in the late 1400's, the first Katie ever known spent every day and night making things out of pallets. Headboards, decorative signs, crafts, and even the meals she cooked for her husband were made out of old wooden pallets.
During the month of November, Katie's are usually under a lot of stress. Nobody knows exactly why, but rumor has it that in November of 2005, she got terrible news of her car having a "sticky lifter". Since the beginning of automobiles, nobody has ever had their car diagnosed with this condition, and nobody ever will again.
During their early years of elementary school, Katie's can be found dating strapping young men named Eric, but not allowing them to hold their hand or even talk on the phone. It's still unknown what is actually meant by the word dating, since Eric was treated no differently than a chalkboard eraser.
The evolution of Katie's is still being researched. It's believed that the original Katie derived from a German Shepard with Down Syndrome named Casper, but this has yet to be proven.
During the month of November, Katie's are usually under a lot of stress. Nobody knows exactly why, but rumor has it that in November of 2005, she got terrible news of her car having a "sticky lifter". Since the beginning of automobiles, nobody has ever had their car diagnosed with this condition, and nobody ever will again.
During their early years of elementary school, Katie's can be found dating strapping young men named Eric, but not allowing them to hold their hand or even talk on the phone. It's still unknown what is actually meant by the word dating, since Eric was treated no differently than a chalkboard eraser.
The evolution of Katie's is still being researched. It's believed that the original Katie derived from a German Shepard with Down Syndrome named Casper, but this has yet to be proven.
Drew: "dude... Is that a Katie?"
Eric: "I think it might be, I saw her transporting an old pallet yesterday"
Allison: "Oh yeah, it's definitely a Katie. She's very stressed - and it's November."
Eric: "I think it might be, I saw her transporting an old pallet yesterday"
Allison: "Oh yeah, it's definitely a Katie. She's very stressed - and it's November."
by anonymous August 21, 2016
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Get the Katiefoster mug.When you really miss your krunkin-stumpin cousin and you wish she would come visit you ASAP but you realize you may just have to be patient because she will come when she can.
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Get the katie-missin mug.When you worry excessively about something that, while clearly a threat, has a very tiny possibility of happening. You overthink the problem so much that you start worrying about worrying about the problem!
Man you've got Katie's Lock-Jaw syndrome, you just have to chill out and cross the bridge when you get to them.
by MM007 August 22, 2017
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Girl: I know a Kati kraft and really I just don’t know any reason to live anymore...
Girl 2: .... same ....
Girl 2: .... same ....
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