Then I took an arrow to the knee 

A popular internet meme which has derived from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in which town guardsmen will often say to the player "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee".

The meme is often used as a response in forum posts or YouTube comments, particularly to people thinking of past events in their life.

Guy 1: "Look at my new Gamecube!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I used to have one of those"
Guy 1: "...Then I took an arrow to the knee"

Or as a way of expressing the fact that Skyrim is the game to be playing right now. For example:

YouTube comment from 2008 - "GTA IV is the best game ever! I'm gonna play it forever!"
Reply to the comment from 2011 - "Then I took an arrow to the knee."

Then I took an arrow to the knee by Someone you don't need to know January 11, 2012

Knee Slapper 

When someones penis is so big that it slaps the inside of their knees when they walk.

What size condom would you like?

Let's just say it's a knee slapper.

Knee Slapper by Erak22 September 27, 2009

knee to the balls 

Similar to a kick in the groin. An event in which a woman shows dominance/superiority over a man.

That muff-diver Peg beat me out for the manager position at work what a knee to the balls. I might as well quit or get on my knees.

knee to the balls by busterboner September 5, 2009

Get your knee off my neck 

The plea to get off and let one rise to their potential.

I can be all I can be if you " Get your knee off my neck "!

Get your knee off my neck by Ronny James June 6, 2020

keesha 

1). A sexy chicka with advice for anyone who needs it and is willing to take advise when its given.
2). A badass chick that will just as soon be your friend as kick your ass for stepping outta line.
3). Lover of skulls, pitbulls, boxers, and sexy men with tattoos.
4). Student to all things wicked.

I wanna be like Keesha!

keesha by trueriddle February 7, 2010

knee touch

The knee touch is a go-to move used by some overconfident men, in which they talk to a female while making eye contact and subtly place their hand on the female's knee. This "move" is normally put into place by people that think they are so good looking no one will mind the awkward physical contact and that it is actually an appreciated move which leads to later "getting some".

Mike pulled out the knee touch, his number one move from his arsenal, but the fat chick didn't respond.

knee touch by Ryan O'Connell December 26, 2008

Explosive Knee Disorder 

"EKD"

When the knee caps of a person have the tendency to explode off to the side of the leg or in some rare cases out of the skin flying at the speed of a bullet.

Bill Hill's Explosive Knee Disorder acted up last year and his knee exploded off to the side.

Explosive Knee Disorder by Bill Hill January 10, 2008