Silas Jones

Lasts 6 seconds in bed, likes the Yankees which makes him gay for James Charles, overall a fucker.

Silas Jones likes penis in his ass.

by Heheheidiejendndjjd May 21, 2019

Phoenix Jones

1. (person) Phoenix Jones is the leader of the Rain City Superhero Movement, Seattle WA. At night, he enters a secret room of an unnamed comic book store, dons a black and gold superhero costume, and a few anti-criminal toys including a bulletproof vest with stab plating, a taser, a nightstick, and mace.

2. (verb) ie "going Phoenix Jones" on someone would be referring to stepping up to an altercation or crime and attempting to end it and/or detain the individuals responsible

2. (verb) "911 operator, this is 911 what are you reporting. IM ON SECOND AND PINE THERE IS A MAN WITH A STICK THREATENING PEOPLE I NEED POLICE BACK UP 911 operator ok what is the man wearing. HE ...IS IN A BLACK SHIRT AND BLUE JEANS HE HAS A HUGE WOODEN STICK HE IS HARD TO MISS ok the police are on there way can you stay there to make a statement. YES BUT IF HE SWINGS THAT STICK ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA HAVE TO STOP HIM ok sir please dont go phoenix jones on me

by AcidRayneSideshow July 30, 2011

Jack Jones

Just straight up autism.

is your child Jack Jones ?

by Big Muss September 28, 2018

neville jones

a 16 year old kid that lives in surrey, usually busy smoking weed at a near by school or playing videogames, wears a leather jacket and thinks hes a crazy ma fucka, but he isnt

man, that neville guy is such a douche

by WoRlD of WarCraft RocKs Dude!!! January 7, 2005

Elliot Jones

Meaning 'Son of God'.
Elliot meaning Jahovah is God.
Jones meaning son of John.
Hence making the phrase son of God.

1." Oh my Elliot Jones "

by Elliot J February 19, 2009

love jones

A penis at full attention.

Put the love jones in your mouth so I can feed you some of this coconut milk. Beeoch.

by Evull-E November 2, 2004

indiana jones

my faux husband. divorced man i live with. my manny. unemployed man who takes care of my child. dependable in all scenarios of house sitting, baby sitting, pet sitting. makes good tacos, salsa and spaghetti. has vagina phobia.

I don't know what I'd do without my Indiana Jones since my husband is always gone!

by viscioustart March 28, 2005