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Jesse

Jesse always acts gay with the homies and he is also secretly gay.
Me: stop acting gay jesse

Jesse: But I am gay
by pusaypounder August 14, 2022
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Jesse

Traditionally known for being a boys’ name but its 2021 and gender nonconformity woohoo!!

Jesse is an attractive being, with eyes that are so captivating and a smile that’s jaw dropping. You know its Jesse if you see a gorgeous being standing there with confidence, hair effortlessly beautiful, and an outfit that screams one of a kind. Jesse is often misunderstood for being a snob, but once you get to know them you will meet the most down to earth person who just wants to have a good time. You can find a Jesse socialising in a party or in a crowded place but they enjoy more chill and intimate hangouts with one or two friends. Jesse is street smart, creative, a curious bean, playful, caring, and loyal. Jesse is someone that everyone needs; a person that can meet your every need.
Guy 1: damn, I just want someone who is fun, caring, beautiful eyes is a plus…. someone who I can hold stupid yet intellectual conversations with, someone who gets along with my people, someone who loves deeply..

Guy 2: Sounds like you need a Jesse.
by CookieInTheCookieJar November 22, 2021
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jesse lopez

Mizyra's boyfriend. And only hers ! :)
He's mizyras man. Jesse lopez
by Mizjesse May 3, 2018
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Jesse

Jesse is a good person but can not stop talking in science. He is a loud mouth and cant control how much he talks.
Jesse: *BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH*
Person 1: SHUT UP JESSE!!
by Znetas June 1, 2022
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Jess

The most beautiful, amazing, cute, gold-hearted, funny girl that has ever lived. An honestly perfect soulmate, so much so, that any man who has her will never let go of her.
Guy: Hey is that your girlfriend jess?

Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
by McGlynnEvan December 19, 2020
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jesse mercer

The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods March 15, 2016
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jess mennonite

this jess mennonite led me on like a mofo!
by jesshater69 May 24, 2024
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