Japawapa

Ignorant, stupid. A japawapa is someone who is incredibly unworldly but believes they know everything and will viciously defend their opinion especially when wrong. Japawapas are often "Directioners" or followers of other equally stupid fads, these people cant even recognize the flag of the country responsible for creating their beloveds.

Gerard: Hey Hayley what does the English flag look like?
Hayley: It's the blue thing with the red and white crosses
Gerard: That's the union jack you japawapa

by Mr. Mohito August 16, 2012

Japanese Sweatervest

The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.

Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...

by pud monkey May 30, 2005

Japanese Parachute

On the roof of your house, after anal sex, blast your load all over her back, then throw her off the roof.

Not realizing where I parked, I destroyed my car when I gave her a Japanese Parachute.

by rjmcg88 February 22, 2009

Japorn

Ja-P-orn = Japanese Porn. Just fuse those two words together and shorten accordingly.

Mr Otachi: Ai, this is great Japorn, really turn me on.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

japonicar

Term for a japanese car used by pakis and asian's, usally followed by "Bin Taxi Mate"

Mustaffa : Is it Japonicar Mate
Bert: No you stupid Paki
Musaffa: Has it bin Taxi Mate
Bert: Im bored of you now fuck off to your own country and take your 10 kids

Physical examples: Nissan Sunny, Nissan Almera, Nissan Primera, Nissan Micra, Honda Accord, Honda Civic, Toyota Yaris, Mitsubishi Carisma (Reliable "innit")

by Bert and Mustaffa March 27, 2007

Japs

An insulting and racist method of refering to Japanese people of the Empire of Japan

Stanton, you're a Jap!

by harry okamoto July 11, 2005

Japinoy

A person of mixed Japanese and Filipino ancestry.

Female variant: Japinay

I went to Tokyo and met a Japinay- Goddamn she was fine!

I am a Japinoy; my father was Japanese and my mother Filipina.

by Mongol_Cabelin January 22, 2009