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Horny Softee Serve

When a guy takes some laxatives before sex. The girl lays under him and pulls on his boner which makes him shit all over her like a softee serve ice cream machine
Man last night she got kinky and wanted to do the horny softee serve... It was pretty good
by Chicago Meat House November 20, 2011
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Horny nigga laundry basket

Horny nigga laundry basket are niggas who get horny for a laundry baskets. they will stick their dicks in the hole of a basket
by Big nigga josh June 16, 2019
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serious horny desperate

Horniness on an epic scale that would make a guy drop several rungs down on his ladder just to relieve himself of the agony.
Joser is a classic example of serious horny desperate.
by wang_man June 29, 2009
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horny

The sensation you have when you want to put you dick into anything... and I mean anything. Or (for females) when you want a cock slipped into you.
I'm so horny that mom's apple pie was tempting to stick my cock into.
by Camo66 December 9, 2008
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Hornycorn

adj. horn·i·corns

1. To be desirous of sexual activity and mawkishly sentimental
John: I love you hunny bun. Let's make out.

Thus, John is a hornycorn.
by Psycha June 13, 2004
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horny

desiring sex.
wanting to fuck someone
I woke at night in cold sweat. 'Must wear panties' I thought. I went to the closet and found the sexiest pair of panties I could find. I ripped them out of the closet, and vigorously put them on. I started to rub my legs, my ass and my cock. I caressed my thighs and rubbed my dick hard. I couldn't stand it so I tore open the crotch of the pantyhose and grabbed my cock. I rubbed and stroked, fingered and pulled, faster and faster, until the point where I felt a pleasantly painful, numbing, tingly, horny sensation in my rod. I kept rubbing, until white cum exploded and shot into the air! the my rod broke, fell silent and limp.
by jkslayer2000 December 23, 2010
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