hickshaw

a mode of transportation used by rednecks that consist of a bucket seat mounted in a wheelbarrow, usually decorated with their favorite auto racer's number

Jed and I made 5 dollars pushing drunk people around in our hickshaw.

by JoshBryan April 14, 2017

hickson valley high school

Queer smearing finger licking fried chicken bitches

You look like you're from Hickson Valley High School. What a prick.

by Smithson Valley high school February 27, 2019

Hickster

An individual who identifies with several elements indicative of the hipster subculture whilst also participating in activities that are classically defined as redneck or “Hick”. This balance of traits have often traditionally been seen at odds with each other: hipster culture has dominated urban spaces, and often encapsulates populations that are left leaning, culturally and racially diverse, and of younger generations, While redneck culture has been accepted as definitively rural, conservative, and often resonating most with older generations. Hicksters most often self-identify with the hipster subculture, but engage in activities that are traditionally held as redneck pastimes. Though they grew up listening to indie mainstays such as Arcade Fire and Bon Iver, they have started listening to newer alt-country artists, i.e. Orville Peck and The Chicks. A hickster will watch Wes Anderson movies or talk about the failures of the American health system whilst driving to the gun range. They ride a fixed gear bike to their graphic design job, and stop by the auto store on their way home to pick up parts for the 91’ Bronco they are restoring. They have Chickens, but are probably vegetarian. Austin TX is the coolest place in the world to them. They talk about modern art while fly fishing in Idaho. Their shoes alternate between black vans and cowboy boots. They have in-depth opinions about barbeque. they drink Topo Chico and have a tattoo of a fish somewhere on their body.

"Hey did you see the Man Man show at the Urban Lounge last night? Speedy Ortiz Opened for them"
"Yeah I got to the show a little late, I had to pick up some tofu and the store and fix the radiator hose on my truck. It blew out last week when we were mudding after that gallery opening".
"you g*ddamn hickster".

by Saltydaltey October 28, 2020

hicksville promenade

The drunken stumble exhibited by citizens of Hicksville while heading home from a night of revelry or a DUI stop.

I see ol' Jack taught him the hicksville promenade.

by myk247365 January 25, 2021

hicksphobia

Scared you have missed something in the fridge and have a constant urge to open the fridge to check

That’s the 3rd time you’ve opened the fridge since we got in here, I swear you have hicksphobia

by JHicko February 10, 2021

Hicksville

Whitest place on earth 😍. half the white Kids are trumps supporters and blue lives matter. Everybody here wants to be ghetto so bad. I don’t know how half them got a blaccent when they from the suburbs. They wish they were from nyc. If you got a thing for basic white bitches move to Hicksville.

How tf you gonna be from Hicksville and call yourself a New Yorker

by ihavedaddyissues November 4, 2021

hicksville middle school

one of the most annoying middle schools on long island. all the teachers and students suck. don’t even get me started with Mr. Wallace also known as bugs bunny. every girl wears ripped jeans or lulu lemon leggings. all the boys wear shorts even in the cold ass winter. kids in the school vape or at least hit a vape. even the 6th graders. the burgers at the school or horrifying and i recommend you don’t eat them unless you wanna get sick. over all hicksville middle school is the trashiest school on long island.

Person 1: Hey! what middle school do you go to?

Person 2: I go to Hicksville Middle School.

Person 1: Isn’t that the trashiest middle school on Long Island?
Person 2: Yeah.

by my mom is gay for u November 7, 2021