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Fran Hand

1. An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates over a women named Frances too furiously, resulting in an uncontrollable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.

2. To completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.
1. After to much time alone he was Fran handed.

2. While playing Frisbee in the park Fran was hit in the face after being "Fran handed."
by RUMadbro August 4, 2011
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Emperors Hand

When one busts a nut in his hand and slaps him/her across the face with it.
I was banging her and instead of nutting in her I nutted on my hand and quickly slapped her across the face with a solid emperors hand. While grabbing her by the pussy.
by Erica V November 23, 2016
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hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.
I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.
by NomadicBu May 4, 2018
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Hand Tour

The act of feeling around for something, usually sexual in nature.
She made Nelson happy with a hand tour.
by Willycom May 4, 2009
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Zombie hand

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.
I'm gonna zombie hand to this song
by neaks norton November 25, 2009
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To-talk-to-the-hand

(v) To talk to the hand somebody is to ignore them.
To-talk-to-the-hand is conjugated appropriately below. "Dude, I just talk to the handed that desk!" "Is that even a thing?" "YEA DERS, it is dude...talk to the handed!"
by AND-ders June 6, 2011
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no hand abraham

no hand a'brah'ham (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.

2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.
1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.

2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.
by strathosphere November 22, 2010
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