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how much do I owe ya

A phrase upon uttering of which you effectively rid yourself of an undesired partner after sexual intercourse.
You: Oh baby, that was great. How much do I owe ya?
A girl: Fuck you! I ain't no fucking whore! *leaves*
by PoopyPoo December 5, 2004
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How to Deal

(N.) A serious contender for "Worse Movie of the Year." Tied with From Justin To Kelly, Kangaroo Jack, and The Hulk. Almost made me quit my hard to get job. (www.thebridgecinema.com/)
Let's all get some Pitchforks and Torches and kill that 40 foot bitch, Mandy Moore! Who's with me? All right! Her next movie is going to be "How to Deal, with an Angry Mob!"
by G-Union July 28, 2003
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how dare you

Is a commonly used cathprase in the programme "Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere." It is used when Max (peter kay) is shocked at Padddy's (ptrick mcguinnes) behaviour.
Paddy: In a nutshell you stink !

Max: How Dare You! How Dare You!
by DrZm April 12, 2005
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How so?

The response to any accusation.
You're a whore.

How so?

You get paid to fuck a thing. That's the definition of the whore.

Oh... You're right. I am a whore. Hopefully, Jack the Ripper is reincarnated and I get chopped up.

Yeah. I hope so too.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
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How I Met Your Mother

A show depicting what adulthood would be like if people never stopped being teenagers.

The day I see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be "legen-wait for it... dary," or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, I will give up on humanity.
Wow, SAT prep class sucks! Lets drink that skunked keystone light you stole from your grandpas basement and watch "How I Met Your Mother" tonight! Bro Code Rule #9000 says you need to have flat chips for queso dip and regular salsa must be accompanied with scoops chips, under penalty of a slap bet, LEGENDARY!
by Robert Macgillicuddy November 25, 2011
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How's your father been

A cover up for the act of sexual activity.
eg: Want a bit of how's your father been?
Also what the name suggests.
by mattbhere October 22, 2008
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HOW BOUT NOOOO

Code for "Let's have anal sex" (see example).
Guy: Hey, wanna suck my cock?
Gal: HOW BOUT NOOOO
Guy: That'd be okay, too!
Gal: (removes panties and bends over)
by the letter d November 13, 2007
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