The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

Girls who hold 4 fingers up

are the type to kill you when you breathe near another girl.
the type to only care about you and no other man.
the type to be horny as hell but can play it cool.

Girls who hold 4 fingers up-toxic

“he shook her hand and she killed him and her”

by ashlations September 25, 2022

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Holds them from FLOPPINS

aka a womans or mans bra

My sister was wearing a loose shirt and really needed a holds them from floppins before she ran the 26 mile marathon run!!!!!

by lucywud August 28, 2011

hold before blow it

Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)

Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.

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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan

by AngelsFuckingPrincesses August 16, 2011

This prison... To hold... ME?

A cool line to say when you're Escaping unorthodox containment

The police: "Man I really hope that panopticon Held that guy"
Sisyphus Prime from the hit game Ultrakill by hakita: "This prison... To hold... ME?"
The police, Screwed: "Oh dear!"

by Mangler man the fan February 19, 2024

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!

In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!

by QuacksO January 18, 2025